Summer On the Cape

As I've said before, you kill it you eat it.  So I walk around with the unloaded gun and the cat does the dirty work - I just pick flowers and drink dad's wine while Magpie gets the chipmunks.

 Put me down, asshole

Come visit us, I'm bored.

White Cated Black t-Shirt

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Postcards that could be yours if...

Here are some example of my postcards you could receive with a subscription to... my cat postcard subscription

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Tuesday at 4:39pm

Don't fall asleep on the floor, grandma

You just put me together

Oh, hello spring - I might now de-beard.

 

PINK CAT!

You Bleed You Build and ruine all with coffee

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New Postcard Subcription Mail-outs

Here are a couple new postcards going out to some subscribers:
 

Front    -   Going to M. Hurley

Going to M. Hurley  - back

Going to M.N in Chicago   - Front

Going to M.N in Chicago  -  back

Down Syndrome Found in Fire Hydrants and Tigers

Down syndrome is found in many feline, canine, and municipal hydro-system species:

Todd

Timothy

Samantha

Postcard Subscription -

I found out that the first postcard was well received, possibly a little too weird for the first one, but well received for sure. 

Examples of original postcards like the many you will get

Someone's postcrd subscription

Look what a I've sent....to you. This is the first postcard from a cat postcard subscription order that's going out to a young lady in Chicago:

Front of Postcard  #1 of 12 to this person  (subscription #1)

Back of the postcard

Catnip - Cathashish

 Hey cats! Get ready to do nothing some more

Cat Hash?

            

Cock Ring Confirmed

I have moved to the new apartment but not without putting to rest the cock ring mystery. The object found in the bathroom sink on March the 8th, 2011 was indeed a cock ring. OK.


photo of the evidence:     O


Photo of the variety  (affordable, if you should so require one  - or three) :   OOo   

Looks as if Spartacus is putting one on his cock and another on...  his tail?

Is that a cock ring or a napkin ring?

All I know is that we don't have any napkins around the apartment. Well, the cock ring's been in the sink for about 48 hours now and I don't believe my housemate knows it's gone. Or maybe if came out of the faucet?

I know it fits well over the drain but how can you not notice that your cock ring is in the sink? Do you not look down at the sink when you turn on the water? - spit your toothpaste? I'm sure you're not missing it.
I will keep you updated on its status...





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New Releases From Addenda Records

Pick up these two new releases from Chicago's Addenda Records 

You will be swooning from side A to B of this 45

JC Brooks & The Uptown Sound

Side One and Two Sample

The Eternals
Approaching the Energy Field

Sample Tracks From Approaching the Energy Field

 
Addenda also has several releases from some other awesome Chicago groups

Addenda  Records 

No Faux Pas Apocalypse Outfit - not true

Homework - Philosophy and Country Music with Rosalie Sorrels

It's not every night we drink from drains and play Sublime Frequencies LPs, so...     tonight is not going to be another night like that.  Some nights we stick to traditional potable liquids and study. This brings me to philosophy and country music, they go well together.
Philosophy demands a bit more attention than some other subjects, with frequent rereads and head scratches you might be reaching for a cupjar of toilet water - but so does a lot of country music lyrics: "Hold on to your lampshade darlin' 'cause I'm lookin' for a hat", "I'm gonna' make her love me till a rock ain't stone", "I drink therefore I am" - yes, that's some real good cowboy philosophy!
This isn't just your 50's -70's country writing, it's going on today: "Home was anywhere there was diesel gas, love was a truckers hand", "I can't love you when there isn't enough love to be had again" - what does that even mean?  I don't know.

This is all too deep for me at the moment, but here here are a few tracks from a great but hard to find 6th LP by Rosalie Sorrels. For all you country music lovers, I'd put this in your non-pathetic outlaw country section because Sorrels is occasionally lonesome but always a strong woman on this album, never once crying to mama or in her beer, nor counting the days till she dies - because she's a Travelin Lady. 

Rosalie Sorrels / Travelin' Lady / Sire Records / SI 5902   / 1972 

Lovin' of the Game

He Doesn't see Me

All I Ever Do is Say Goodbye

Watch Me Dance, I'm Your Cat = Cat Postcard Book

Look What I've Killed for You 

$25 Book with poster and original cat postcard

Watch me dance, I'm Your Cat       -   The new book is here. The first printing is limited to 20 signed and numbered full color copies, perfect-bound, catfull cat images and drawings, humor and poetry, mystery, sadness and sex in the least detail. 

The book collects a small sample of correspondence from hundreds of postcards sent via the U.S mail from 2003 - 2010.  The images are solely cat related with each postcard containing many un-cat-like situations, coitus between species, and many catlike-questions and communications of the utmost sincerity. Images of the book are throughout the blog postings.

The book is available through me (click here) as well as through the Feeding Tube Records' store front in Northampton, MA where you will also find a multitude of rare, new and used vinyl records, books and cd's.

Front

Back

Drinking from the same sink

Left to Right: Maggie and Arnuld at the sink

Last night we all stayed in and enjoyed the company of freeflowing fausets and bottles. The string was loose and dragging about the house. Lazer dots were dim and the curtains were shut. Sublime Frequencies latest release PAKISTAN: Instrumental Folk & Pop Sounds 1966 - 1976 2-LP SF064 was playing to a mood already set by fresh bread and cheese and a healthy sized bottle of De Ranke's Kriek Lambic blend.

 Yes, just the three of us at the beginning of the night, but later Kevin Coyne came over with Will Oldham. We're not sure who invited Larry Norman.

              Images of the night:

Maggie and Kevin Coyne

Maggie likes the hot side and Arnuld the cold as well as the drain and toilet

Arnuld really not knowing where he is - thirsty nonetheless.

Maggie marking her territory - her man, Bonnie Billy.

Maggie with a fresh stack of Watch Me Dance I'm Your Cat books. Now for Sale - PayPal

Maggie calling out Larry on his claim to having feline roots - the matter escalated to name-calling.